This Blog is not in French

So, first post.
I'm doing this because a buddy of mine bet me I wouldn't be able to. Fuck him, I said, I'm doing this. Also, as the description is in French (it's a Gris song) and the picture is an album cover by the shoegaze/post rock band Les Discrets, also French, one could easily think this blog will be in French. This is false and those that believe such will be shot.
This blog will join the thousands, nay millions, of blogs made by people across the globe who fansy themselves professional movie and music reviewers, but actually blow. I figured I would do this as a common activity my friends and I like to partake in is making fun of other people's music.
I might also upload some pictures of these "movie map" things I like to draw, where I make fun of terrible movies by drawing out what will happen in them.

I do not live in a bank.