Movie Map - Pearl Harbour

So, this is my first movie map. "Movie Maps", as defined by official US documents, are circles and squiggles that make fun of bad movies. You can click the pictures to make them bigger. This movie is called Pearl Harbour.
The characters are as follows:
B: Ben Afleck
F: Forest Whitaker (he's not in it but I'm too lazy to find out who the other guy was, so fuck you)
N: That nurse
J: Japanese people
The picture is above its description lol

This part is rather self explanatory.

Forest and Ben grew up as best friends.

They even went to the Harbour of Pearls together, where Ben fell in love with Nurse.

Then, and I forget why, (something about airplanes), Ben Afleck goes to England to fly airplanes.

Where he unexpectedly dies.

 More shocking twists, Forest and Nurse start to totally do it. More shocks, Ben isn't dead. His plane just crashed and blew up and he was declared dead by the army.

Ben comes home and sees his girl with Forest. He's all like, I ain't gonna cock your block. So nothing happens, except the looming threat of unimaginable tragedy.

SUDDENLY, an attack from the Japanese, the United States ally from the oriental east (west). Boats blow up, people drown, characters that don't matter die, lot's of terrible acting mixed with terrible tries to make me cry. The usual Hollywood tragedy (remember Dumb and Dumber? :'[ ).

Ben and Forest decide to retaliate, and gear up for THE OFFENSIVE.

Do not mock their mode of transportation. Look, you can see the cockpit.

They blow up Japan and win the war, but something about fuel happens and they crash in China. They are attacked by Japaneses.

Forest dies, and there's more of that Hollywood force feeding you times in which you must cry. Ben escapes onto a boat (I think, I don't remember how he escapes Asia-ville)

Ben returns to the U S of A. More tears I assume.

The nurse or whatever comes back to bone and hang and stuff. They are in love again.

They have a beautiful baby, and all is well.

Or is it!!!!???!?!?!?!?! (his hands make an F, for you guys with glasses)

It is, don't worry lol

That is the gripping tale of Pearl Harbour, here is the final outcome:



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Here's a link to the torrent for all you bitches who doubt my story. This movie does exist, it is this bad. Download it. I dare you. I triple dog dutch oven dare you.